
Vast Majority – Take It!
“Darwin Porter is a sleaze-obsessed star-biographer whose books are considered “fiction” by most educated readers. From my understanding of him, his books are based mostly on two things 1) gossip and 2) his own imagination. I’ve never read one of his books, but I have read reviews of them.”
A review from Amazon, by someone.
An unusually meanspirited and endlessly fascinating wallow in the grotesque world of early 70s pornography or a significant social study focusing on Linda Lovelace, a prostitute and pioneering porn star? Whatever it is, get yourself a copy as this book reaches levels few others have managed. Names are dropped with wild abandon and reputations of illustrious figures like Dennis Hopper, Marlon Brando, John Lennon and Steve McQueen are dragged into mud. Dick sizes, perversions, deformities, drug habits and altered mental states of the rich and the famous get discussed in merciless detail, along with body forms, odours and revolting bedroom activities of all the gangsters, hookers, junkies and every other kind of hideous lowlife Linda Lovelace shacked up with. The outrages go on and on, relentlessly. Descriptions of masochistic and abusive behaviour, extreme sexual acts and orgies are rubbed into your face until you can literally taste the smegma on the unwashed penises the woman shoved down her famous throat.
There must be more mistakes in the text than the obvious one I spotted – the author claims the 1978 cult film Sextette with Mae West & Van McCoy was made during the late 60’s – but who cares. The 600 pages totally deliver, complete rubbish or not. From-porn-to-disco-and-back-again personalities Andrea True and Marilyn Chambers get included in the narrative too.
Incidentally, Deep Throat was the final film screened in the last independent single screen cinema in my town before multiplexes took over.
The music track is a direct copy of Silver Convention’s Fly Robin Fly by an 1976 American act. Very good of course.